George Gobel Quotes

• Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

  George Gobel

  Shoes, Feelings, Tuxedos

  "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson (March 6, 1969), as quoted in "The Tonight Show, 3/6/69" by Noel Murray, tv.avclub.com. January 6, 2011.

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• If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

  George Gobel

  Funny, Dog, Money

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• I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

  George Gobel

  Drinking, Beer, Drunk

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

  George Gobel

  Animal, Invention, Inventor

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• My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

  George Gobel

  Uncles, Work, Drinking

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• When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

  George Gobel

  Goodbye, Party, Saying Goodbye

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• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

  George Gobel

  Today, Tomorrow, Enough

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• College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

  George Gobel

  Inspirational, Teenager, School

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• Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

  George Gobel

  Golf, Play, Bars

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