Susan Messing Quotes

• When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.

  Susan Messing

  Mean, Laughing, Audience

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• You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.

  Susan Messing

  Stupid, Imagination, Appearing

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• If you're not having fun, you're the asshole.

  Susan Messing

  Fun, Having Fun, Ifs

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• The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable.

  Susan Messing

  Waiting, Rope, Steel

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• If I don't have fun, it's my own damn fault.

  Susan Messing

  Fun, Faults, Damn

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• If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.

  Susan Messing

  Smart, Dumb, Speak

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• I deal with the depraved, the sick, the pathetic, the disturbing and the profoundly depressed. I will try it all on. I will try on what I am and what I never want to be. And everything I wanted to be, but never can be. I can be a supermodel, or your worst nightmare. Off-stage, I just get to leave it, and nobody thinks I'm like that. This is what prevents me from being a psychopath and a sociopath, my time on stage.

  Susan Messing

  Thinking, Sick, Trying

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• Symmetry looks good to us; we want more of it.

  Susan Messing

  Looks, Want, Symmetry

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