Chelsea Handler Quotes About Lying

Quotes about: Lying

• My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Lying, Humor

• My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Lying, Drinking

  Chelsea Handler (2008). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.236, Simon and Schuster

• Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

  Chelsea Handler

  Lying, People, Adults

  Source: variety.com

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