Daniel Handler Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

  Daniel Handler

  Cat, Animal, Humanity

  "The Wide Window". Book by Daniel Handler, February 25, 2000.

• You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

  Daniel Handler

  Cat, Mouths, Sticks

• Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a bed instead of sitting at the counter of Black Cat Coffee. I quietly reassured them that this was an unusual situation, and had the machinery make me some bread as a breakfast.

  Daniel Handler

  Lying, Coffee, Cat

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