Dave Attell Quotes About Animals

Quotes about: Animals

• If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.

  Dave Attell

  Beautiful, Horse, Sex

• Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.

  Dave Attell

  Sex, Animal, Men

• Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.

  Dave Attell

  Sex, Animal, People

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, 2003.

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