Dave Attell Quotes - Page 4

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• I have no grand scheme.

  Dave Attell

  Schemes

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• Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.

  Dave Attell

  Fighting

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• Capital punishment, that thing scares me, it really does. I was talking to my friend about the electric chair, and he starts freakin' out. He's like 'the electric chair? That's too good for these people. That's too good for them'. Alright, how do we make the electric chair worse? How about this? They have to pedal a car battery to their own head. Is that ok? Is that enough, Mr. Hitler?

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  Talking, Punishment, Car

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• I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

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  Drunk, Want, Littles

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

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• I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

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  Comic, Jokes

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. February 19, 2003.

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• Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.

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  Sex, Animal, Men

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• I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.

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  Stuff, Soundtracks

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. January 2, 2008.

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• I'm not really a music guy.

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  Guy

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. January 2, 2008.

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• I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

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  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

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  Funny, Humor, Drug

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, 2003.

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• I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.

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  Choices, Actors, Matter

  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

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  Tvs

  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.

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  Guy, Generations, My Family

  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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• For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.

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  School, Hair, Hatchet

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. January 2, 2008.

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• I don't watch reality TV.

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  Reality, Watches, Tvs

  "Random Rules: Dave Attell". Interview with Sean O'Neal, music.avclub.com. February 01, 2008.

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• I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

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  Writing, Comic, Jokes

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. February 19, 2003.

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• I'm not like a performer type.

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  Type, Performers

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. February 19, 2003.

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• I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.

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  Stars, Thinking

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• I never wanted to be famous.

  Dave Attell

  Wanted

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