If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.
Wall Street is a place where the day begins with good buys.
I told my broker that as long as he doesn't tell me where my money should go, I won't tell him where he should go.
Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!
My teacher has a reading problem. He can't read my writing
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