Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Drinking

Quotes about: Drinking

• Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Drinking, Alcohol, Disease

• What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Drinking, Humor

  "Do You Believe in Gosh?". Live album by Mitch Hedberg, September 9, 2008.

• If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Drinking, Half, Hours

• I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Drinking, Fall

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