Latest J. B. Smoove Quotes from Interviews

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• You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

  J. B. Smoove

  People, Ass, Advantage

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

• Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

  J. B. Smoove

  Mean, Men, Sometimes

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

• At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

  J. B. Smoove

  Lists, Ass, Ultimate

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

• I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

  J. B. Smoove

  Opportunity, Thieves, Stealing

  Source: www.askmen.com

• I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

  J. B. Smoove

  Moguls, Next, Comedy

  Source: www.askmen.com

• Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They're heavy to lift up when they're throwing tantrums.

  J. B. Smoove

  Kids, Two, Parent

  Interview with Charlie Parrishn, uk.askmen.com. May 15, 2012.

• I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

  J. B. Smoove

  Long, Looks, Coats

• I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.

  J. B. Smoove

  Nice, Kids, Men

  Source: www.askmen.com

• I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things, you can't leave the bathroom door open...you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.

  J. B. Smoove

  Doors, Feet, Want

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

• My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.

  J. B. Smoove

  Wife, House, Gardening

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com