It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much.
Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.
The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.
A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.
You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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