It's the things you don't do, not the things you do, you feel most sorry for.
[On golf:] One of the most distressing defects of civilization.
Progress. There's a good deal too much o' this progress about nowadays, an', what's more, it'll have to stop.
The greatest mercy, I have often thought, of the Mediterranean coast lies in its mosquitoes. Did we not suffer from their unwelcome attention, we could not bear our holidays to end.
Everybody's tragedy is somebody's nuisance.
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