A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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