A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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