The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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