The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed
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