The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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