The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
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