The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
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