The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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