The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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