The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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