The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Many a family tree needs trimming
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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