A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
Politics makes strange post-masters.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
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