Gabriel Iglesias Quotes - Page 2

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• If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Drinking, Guy, Should

  "Gabriel Iglesias – The Fluffy Movie". Interview with Kiko Martinez, www.cinesnob.net. July 25, 2014.

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• Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it "raw and uncut" and I told them I had a problem with that. When you say "raw" it implies that my show is dirty and that's not the case.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Dirty, Argument, Problem

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Somewhere Else, Guy, Down And

  Source: www.themonitor.com

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• And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Girlfriend, Thinking, Eight

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• I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Pregnancy, Tests, Clue

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• I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Mean, People, Comedian

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can't prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Guy, Forever, Next

  "Gabriel Iglesias Says 'Aloha Fluffy'". ETonline interview, www.etonline.com. April 19, 2013.

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• If you put your personal stories out there people always connect.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  People, Stories, Personal Stories

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Cute, Girl, Sexy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Funny, Cooking, Fluffy

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• If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Size, Bigs, Pun

  Source: www.themonitor.com

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• I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Laughter, Acceptance, Form

  "Gabriel Iglesias: Funny, 'Hot And Fluffy'". "Tell Me More" with Viviana Hurtado, www.npr.org. June 28, 2012.

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• Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Thinking, Advice, Think Big

  Source: www.themonitor.com

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• Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Passion, Comedy, My Passion

  "Gabriel Iglesias: Funny, 'Hot And Fluffy'". "Tell Me More" with Viviana Hurtado, www.npr.org. June 28, 2012.

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• Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Party, Guy, Offensive

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• You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Life, Work Out, Sometimes

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Sports, Three, Trouble

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• I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Funny, Mind, Hey

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• You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Dream, Believe, People

  Source: www.themonitor.com

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• Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she's very hands on with my career.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Girlfriend, Crazy, Hands

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• In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  People, Trying, Want

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don't marry your first love.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  First Love, Common Sense, Firsts

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. July 11, 2014.

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• It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact that I'm getting this concert movie is perfect because it's coming at just the right time in my life.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Long, Perfect, Facts

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Song, Rain, Home

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• Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Self, Talking, Weight

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