A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
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