To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.
The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.
There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.
Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?
A bibliophile has approximately the same relationship to literature as a philatelist to geography.
So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
Psychology is a bus that accompanies an airplane.
I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.
Immortality is the only thing which doesn't tolerate being postponed.
If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.
Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.
A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Progress, under whose feet the grass mourns and the forest turns into paper from which newspaper plants grow, has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools.
The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.
Diplomacy is a game of chess in which the nations are checkmated.
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