Kurt Braunohler Quotes

• I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Catholic, Grew Up, Priests

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• People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

  Kurt Braunohler

  People, Faces, Tvs

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• New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

  Kurt Braunohler

  New York, Down And, Grind

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• Probably all of my advice is bad advice.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Advice, Bad Advice

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Writing, Want, What You Want

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Inspiration, Waiting, Ifs

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Running, Dies

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Paint, Corners

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Skills, Comedy, Knows

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Class, People, Appreciate

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

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  Laughing, Watches, Down And

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Harder, Audience

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Years, Soul, World

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time in many, many ways, and so it's just terrifying to be like, "Well, this is the world we chose to bring you into. I'm sorry." It's not knowing how to prepare for that.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Daughter, Sorry, Thinking

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Surfing, Grew Up, Grew

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Mad, Used, Happens

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

  Kurt Braunohler

  Should Have, Tv Shows, Funny Things

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