Latest Bill Kurtis Quotes from Interviews

• On my football field, I know what bliss is. My team cuddles more than the missus. We won't inject drugs, just oodles of hugs. I warm up my team with some kisses.

  Bill Kurtis

  Football, Team, Kissing

  "Limericks". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, wvik.org. October 22, 2016.

• Why die on Mars when you can live in South Dakota? South Dakota, you can live here.

  Bill Kurtis

  Mars, South Dakota, Dies

  Source: www.npr.org