The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
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