Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.
The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.
Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?
I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.
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