Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 4

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• How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

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  Rapper

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• I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

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  Hate, Firsts, Cry

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• Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

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• The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

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  Family, People, Disappoint

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• The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

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  Flower, Entertainment, Plastic

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• If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

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  Book, Reading, Hair

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• Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

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  Animal, Reality, People

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• Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

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  Ignorant, Racist, Violent

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• Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

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  Feelings, Bad Times, Term

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• My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

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  Dad, Old School, Car

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• I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

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  Night, Interesting, People

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• Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

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  Voice, Way, Opinion

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• Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

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  Men, Thinking, Ice

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• A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

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  Girlfriend, Dating, People

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• If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

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  Advice, May, Decent

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• Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

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  Opportunity, Class, Cities

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• Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

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  Suicide, Nice, Tails

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• When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

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  Mean, Self, Maintaining

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• Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

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  Thinking, Judgement, Flashlights

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• I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

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  Success, People, Matter

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• The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

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  Hurt, Self, Bugs

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• Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

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  Optimism, Fuel, Painful

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• Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

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  Respect, Quality, Treats

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• You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

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  Dating, Feel Good, Attention

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• I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

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  Issues, Comforting, Made

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