Jay Leno Quotes About Supreme Court

Quotes about: Supreme Court

• The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Christmas, Wise

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• Governor Gray Davis has asked the California state Supreme Court to delay the October recall vote because he says that's not enough time to put on a fair election. Hey, let me tell you something. If we didn't need a fair election to pick the president of the United States, we don't need a fair election to pick the governor of California.

  Jay Leno

  California, President, October

• Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to win the Democratic nomination. See for President Bush it's different - his magic number is 5. That's the number of Supreme Court judges needed to win.

  Jay Leno

  Winning, Court Judges, Numbers

• In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it.

  Jay Leno

  Years, Creating, Decision

• You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court.

  Jay Leno

  Honesty, Als, Claims

• The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip-searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 12 items into a 10-item-or-less lane.

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Thinking, Next

• You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way around.

  Jay Leno

  Justice, President, Way

• As we watched Judge Clarence
  Thomas's Supreme Court confirmation
  hearings, all of the commentators
  said the same thing: 'One of these
  people in the room is lying.' Do you
  believe that? You've got two lawyers
  and 14 senators in the room, and only
  one of them is lying?

  Jay Leno

  Lying, Believe, Two

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