Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
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