David Letterman Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.

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  Funny, Dog, Travel

• They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

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  Funny, Dog, Screw Ups

• The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.

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  Dog, Confused, Spring

• But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe the last president to bring a stray dog into the White House got impeached.

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  Dog, Believe, Thinking

• One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.

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  Dog, Water, Funeral

• You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.

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  Baseball, Dog, Love Is

• The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

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  Dog, Toilets, Winner

• When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!

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  Thanksgiving, Dog, Fun

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