David Letterman Quotes About Mccain

Quotes about: Mccain

• Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

  David Letterman

  Moving, White, House

• You folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this holiday season, no Santa Claus. They're laying off department-store Santa Clauses. So more bad news for John McCain.

  David Letterman

  Holiday, Feelings, News

• Sarah Palin had a big op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, and she said she's against death panels. And I thought, 'Really? She's the one who pulled the plug on the McCain campaign.'

  David Letterman

  Wall, Campaigns, Pieces

• John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

  David Letterman

  Party, Car, Republican

  "David Letterman's political guests: The jokes were on them" by Diana D'Abruzzo, Slide 16, www.politico.com. May 20, 2015.

• The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called the Obamarita. Not to be confused with a cocktail inspired by John McCain, the Cosmopoligrip. And then there was one a couple of years ago inspired by George W. Bush, the Mojidiot. Of course, there was the Bill Clinton Screwdriver.

  David Letterman

  Couple, Confused, Crazy

• Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word – you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A lot of times that will happen and people will confuse combinations of words. I remember a couple years ago John McCain mistakenly combined the words Vice President and Palin.

  David Letterman

  Couple, Years, People

• John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

  David Letterman

  Friday, Years, Chinese

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