Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.
Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
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