Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
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