Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
I`m used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I`d make a terrible husband anyway.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
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