Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.
Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
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