Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
I`m used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I`d make a terrible husband anyway.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
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