Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
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