John Mendoza Quotes

• You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

  John Mendoza

  Funny, Age, Inches

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• My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"

  John Mendoza

  Phones, Funny Sister, Guy

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• If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?

  John Mendoza

  Funny, Humorous, Crosses

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