I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.
I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.
Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.
I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life - dictates what you should be proud of.
Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.
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