Demetri Martin Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Cute, Girl

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

  Demetri Martin

  Dog, Distance, Fighting

  Twitter post from Jun 07, 2012

• Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

  Demetri Martin

  Dog, Cat, Looks

  Twitter post from Jan 11, 2013

• I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes on the dog, you should put two pairs of pants on it.

  Demetri Martin

  Dog, Two, Sweaters

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