• Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'

    "Eddie Izzard: Definite Article". Documentary, Comedy, 1996.