• I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself.

    "David Hasselhoff talks 'Piranha 3DD,' his high-protein essence, and the Hoff Train". Interview with Adam Pockross, May 30, 2012.