• There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they're China. 'Hello there! You're so far away, I can't get to you! Can you even hear me?

    E. Lockhart (2014). “The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks”, p.143, Hot Key Books