• Lazy Lob and crazy Cob are weaving webs to wind me. I am far more sweet than other meat, but still they cannot find me! Here am I, naughty little fly; you are fat and lazy. You cannot trap me, though you try, in your cobwebs crazy.

    J R R Tolkien (1973). “The Hobbit: The Enchanting Prelude to The Lord of the Rings”