I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is rare, a serious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature.
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