Annoying People Quotes

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  People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

  Isaac Asimov

  Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

  "The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners" edited by Geoff Tibballs, (p. 299), 2004.

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• And there is no use whatever, gentlemen, trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push any one up a ladder unless he be willing to climb a little himself.

  Andrew Carnegie

  Helping Others, Help And Support, People

  "The Empire of Business".

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• Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

  William Gibson

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  Fred Allen

  Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous

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• I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Insanity, Suffering, Signatures

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• People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

  Dylan Moran

  Encouragement, People, Comedian

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• I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation.

  Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

  People, Gossip, Annoying

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• There is no use whatsoever in trying to help people who do not help themselves.

  Andrew Carnegie

  Helping Others, Help And Support, People

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• As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

  Scott Adams

  Running, Long, People

  Scott Adams (2011). “Thriving on Vague Objectives: A Dilbert Collection”, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• He who has rejected his demons badgers us to death with his angels

  Henri Michaux

  Angel, Poetry, Demon

  Henri Michaux (1994). “Darkness Moves: An Henri Michaux Anthology, 1927-1984”, p.176, Univ of California Press

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• I am not the most annoying person to bring to a movie 'cause I basically hold it in and write about it later or tweet about it. The most annoying people to bring to movies, I think we all agree, are those who read the book first.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Book, Writing, Thinking

  "Not My Job: We Quiz Cosmos Expert Neil deGrasse Tyson On Cosmetology". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. October 24, 2015.

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• Don't take life too seriously.

  RuPaul

  Life, Sarcastic, Funny Inspirational

  RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.12, Harper Collins

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• A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

  Demetri Martin

  Sports, People, Usual

  Twitter post from May 19, 2012

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• Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  People, Decision, Lines

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• I've become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes.

  Jessie Ware

  Airplane, People, Annoying

  "Jessie Ware: 'I'm such a bully about food'" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. January 19, 2013.

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• We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.

  Noel Gallagher

  People, Annoying, Manchester

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You do everything you weren't allowed to do in school. Jumping up and down, screaming, annoying people, and people love you for it.

  Pelle Almqvist

  Love You, School, Jumping

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Professor Tillman. Most of us here are not scientists, so you may need to be a little less technical.’ This sort of thing is incredibly annoying. People can tell you the supposed characteristics of a Gemini or a Taurus and will spend five days watching a cricket match, but cannot find the interest or the time to learn the basics of what they, as humans, are made up of.

  Graeme Simsion

  Cricket Match, People, May

  Graeme Simsion (2014). “The Rosie Project: A Novel”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

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