This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.
The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Every Night and every Morn Some to Misery are born. Every Morn and every Night Some are born to Sweet Delight, Some are born to Endless Night.
Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.
Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old!
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.
That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me ‘Baby,’ and it didn't occur to me to mind.
A babe in a house is a well-spring of pleasure.
I feel very lucky. I have a husband and baby that I adore. I have a career I really love. When I sit back and reflect, it's, like, wow! I am very grateful.
Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go.
Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life.
I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
A mother is a mother from the moment her baby is first placed in her arms until eternity. It didn't matter if her child were three, thirteen, or thirty.
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
In the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for each other.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
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