I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.
Incompetence is a double-edged banana.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
A little rain, a little blood. Black fingernails in August; and going berserk, going bananas. As if entrapped in a tropical heatwave, with dozens of whirlwinds swirling in one’s mind, one thinks of a way out, or a way in: out of the scorching bosom of a volcano, and in – into the centre of a raging hurricane. And tracing the labyrinthine ways of your mind, the haphazard vagaries of your thoughts at ease, the odds and ends of your mental surplus you carelessly throw at the world, one wants to be at a loss, in a maze; amazed, and amazingly unabashed.
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
This is America, not a banana republic.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.
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