Bathroom Quotes - Page 2

• My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Answers

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• When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. I was also a fan of the 'shoe closet.' Reading felt thrilling and illicit and deeply private to me, and I felt vulnerable doing it in public.

  Karen Russell

  Reading, Shoes, Fans

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• If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she came back from the bathroom. It works. Every time I do that, all the straight men are sitting at the table and their wives are kicking them. "Look at that!" "You never do that for me!"

  Tom Ford

  Relationship, Boyfriend, Husband

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• Love is something that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Broken Heart, Love Is, Doors

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• Of all the subjects on this planet, I think my parents would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology to securing the keys to an executive bathroom.

  J. K. Rowling

  Thinking, Keys, Names

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• Americans are always mortified when I tell them this, but in England, it's a tradition to put your plaques and photographs and awards and gold records and stuff in your bathroom. I don't know why.

  Adele

  Awards, Gold, Records

  "Women in Music: Adele". Interview with April Long, www.elle.com. June 15, 2009.

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• People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Philosophy, Thinking, People

  "Philosophy and The Wealth of Nations, PJ O'Rourke". "The Philosopher's Zone" with Alan Saunders, www.abc.net.au. April 25, 2009.

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• Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Gratitude, Appreciate, Paper

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• It's very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don't talk, to give them a way of communicating, like a picture board, where they can point to a glass of milk, or a jacket if they're cold, or the bathroom. If they want something, then they need to learn to request that thing.

  Temple Grandin

  Children, Glasses, Want Something

  "Q&A: Temple Grandin on Autism & Language". Interview with Vikki Valentine and Jon Hamilton, www.npr.org. July 9, 2006.

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• If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beauty, Beautiful, Eye

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• The beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  William Carlos Williams

  Beauty, Beautiful, Eye

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• Justice, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

  Zora Neale Hurston

  Beauty, Beautiful, Eye

  Zora Neale Hurston (1969). “Dust tracks on a road”

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• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

  Spike Milligan

  Beauty, Beautiful, Eye

  Spike Milligan (1993). “Hidden Words: Collected Poems”

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• I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

  Harlan Ellison

  Humorous, Profound, Insane

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• In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

  Robert Benchley

  Children, House, Curiosity

  Robert Benchley (1943). “Benchley beside himself”

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• Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you're having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys' bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing.

  Carly Aquilino

  Girl, House, Guy

  Source: www.gq.com

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• I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

  Daniel Handler

  Relationship, Movie, I Miss You

  "The Beatrice Letters". Book by Daniel Handler, 2006.

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• The paperless society is about as
  plausible as the paperless bathroom.

  Jesse Shera

  Paperless, Plausible

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• For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

  Catherine Zeta-Jones

  Love, Marriage, Soulmate

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face, I thought, but I can't.

  Charles Bukowski

  Hair, Water, Faces

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• I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where I’d OD’ed on laxatives, and that a possible rapist was quietly passing me notes under the bathroom door.

  Jenny Lawson

  Phones, Doors, Police

  Jenny Lawson (2012). “Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)”, p.158, Pan Macmillan

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• I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.

  Johnny Cash

  Heart, Rejection

  Song: Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart, Album: At Folsom Prison

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• At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

  George Carlin

  Party, Cooking Dinner, Comedy

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

  Ronnie Spector

  Mother, Night, Honeymoon

  "Ronnie's spectre". Interview With Sean O'Hagan, www.theguardian.com. March 12, 2009.

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• I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.

  Traci Bingham

  Beauty, Morning, Night

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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