Bed Quotes - Page 4

• I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.

  Florynce Kennedy

  Death, Hate, Thinking

  Florynce Kennedy (1976). “Color Me Flo: My Hard Life and Good Times”

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• Those other 10 o'clock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean?

  Emeril Lagasse

  Mean, Giving, Nightmare

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• Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

  David Letterman

  Spring, Fall, Saving

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• I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

  Linda Evangelista

  Supermodel, Androgynous

  Quoted in Independent (London), 10 Dec. 1992

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• I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

  Linda Ronstadt

  Sex, Wish, Newspapers

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• The trip I made to Angola to study the prehistoric contents of the gravel beds as a means of deciding the age of the deposits and their economic potential was the first time prehistory had ever been used for such a purpose.

  Louis Leakey

  Mean, Age, Purpose

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• I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!

  Daryl Hall

  Going Away, Fever, Flu

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• In the beds which the piety of the public has prepared on every side, stricken men await the verdict of fate.

  Georges Duhamel

  Fate, Men, Sides

  Georges Duhamel (1918). “The New Book of Martyrs: From the French of Georges Duhamel”

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• It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.

  Tina Turner

  Night, Looks, Feels

  "Turner's Toy Boy". www.sfgate.com. April 13, 2005.

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• The fate of the worm refutes the pretended ethical teaching of the proverb, which assumes to illustrate the advantage of early rising and does so by showing how extremely dangerous it is.

  Thomas Bailey Aldrich

  Teaching, Fate, Doe

  Thomas Bailey Aldrich (1903). “The Writings of Thomas Bailey Aldrich: Ponkapog papers, A sea turn, and other papers”

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• Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

  Graham Chapman

  Breakfast, Interviews, Stormy

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• Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once.

  Diane Cilento

  Children, Parental, Sat

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• If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.

  Vance Havner

  Home, Son, Gone

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• My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Time

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• I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.

  Garry Shandling

  Real, Thinking, Needs

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• Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

  Groucho Marx

  Believe, Up Early, Want

  Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

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• When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Single, Sleep, Argument

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• To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back

  Thomas Chandler Haliburton

  Sleep, Care, Packs

  Thomas Chandler Haliburton (1856). “Wise-saws: Or, Sam Slick in Search of a Wife”, p.203

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• Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

  John Ciardi

  Business, Sleep, Insomnia

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• I have thought of a pulley to raise me gradually; but that would give me pain, as it would counteract my natural inclination. I would have something that can dissipate the inertia and give elasticity to the muscles. We can heat the body, we can cool it; we can give it tension or relaxation; and surely it is possible to bring it into a state in which rising from bed will not be a pain.

  Samuel Johnson

  Pain, Giving, Relaxation

  James Boswell, Samuel Johnson (1888). “The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: Together with A Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides”

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• On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight

  Marion Zimmer Bradley

  Party, People, Seven

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• Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.

  Lynn Johnston

  Inspiring, Mom, Stay Strong

  Interview with Tom Heintjes, cartoonician.com. 1994.

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• To rise with the lark, and go to bed with the lamb.

  Nicholas Breton

  Larks, Lambs

  'The Court and Country' (1618) para. 8

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• That was the day my whole world went black. Air looked black. Sun looked black. I laid up in bed and stared at the black walls of my house….Took three months before I even looked out the window, see the world still there. I was surprised to see the world didn’t stop.

  Kathryn Stockett

  Wall, Air, House

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• I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.

  Klaus Kinski

  Years, Three, Week

  "Klaus Kinski & The Thing" by Marcelle Clements. Playboy, Vol. 32, Iss. 11, November 1985.

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