The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy.
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