Bullshit Quotes - Page 4

• I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them.

  Ben Dreyfuss

  Morning, Stupid, Shows

  "We Love America, and You Should, Too". Interview with James West and Ben Dreyfuss, www.motherjones.com. July 3, 2015.

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• I have less time, less tolerance for bullshit, more interest in good taste, more confidence in my own judgement. The culture with which I surround myself is a reflection of my personality and the circumstances of my life, which is in part how it should be.

  Nick Hornby

  Reflection, Personality, Judgement

  Nick Hornby (2003). “Songbook”, p.22, Penguin

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• Most books about writing are filled with bullshit. Fiction writers, present company included, don’t understand very much about what they do—not why it works when it’s good, not why it doesn’t when it’s bad.

  Stephen King

  Book, Writing, Fiction

  Stephen King (2000). “On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft”, p.13, Simon and Schuster

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• Dying is overrated. Human sentimentality has twisted it into the ultimate act of love. Biggest load of bullshit in the world. Dying for someone isn't the hard thing. The man that dies escapes. Plain and simple. Game over. End of pain...Try living for someone. Through it all-good, bad, thick, thin, joy, suffering. That's the hard thing.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Pain, Simple, Men

  Karen Marie Moning (2011). “Shadowfever: Fever Series”, p.288, Delacorte Press

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• What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Humor, Years

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• The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Strong, Crazy

  "Turning the Table on 'Actor's Studio's' James Lipton". Interview with Neal Conan, www.npr.org. November 6, 2006.

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• People can sense you lying on the camera, they can smell it. They know when you're not telling the truth. Then it does become reality-show bullshit.

  Mariel Hemingway

  Lying, People, Telling The Truth

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

  George Carlin

  Philosophy, Thinking, Self

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I like terrifying. Modeling's terrifying to a lot of people too. Standing in front of a camera is terrifying. I like a challenge. Sailing really forces you to be present and in the moment. You kind of forget about the bullshit of life. Your thoughts go away because you're focused on making sure everything's working. I like being in that place.

  Daria Werbowy

  People, Sailing, Challenges

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.

  Bill Maher

  Men, Wind, Ideas

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• Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Love Is, Soul, Emotion

  Chuck Palahniuk (2001). “Choke: A Novel”, Anchor Books

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• There's a point when you're dating someone where you become aware of all the things you kind of thought you couldn't depart from. You kind of build all of these nostalgias and sort of antiquated memories in your mind, and when you're at the point during the breakup, you realise, "you know what, it actually takes a bit more than all this bullshit".

  Matthew Healy

  Breakup, Memories, Dating Someone

  Source: www.scenewave.com

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• A lot of actors think that the more lines they have the more attention they get. That's bullshit. I make people look at me. I don't have to say a lot of words.

  Lee Van Cleef

  Thinking, People, Looks

  Source: www.fistful-of-leone.com

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• I would like to start by calling bullshit.

  Rocco Landesman

  Calling

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• If you want to become enlightened, you've got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up your mind completely.

  Frederick Lenz

  Effort, Mind, Want

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• I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me

  Dan Savage

  Thinking, Astrology, Annoying

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• Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don’t like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know.

  Rachel Caine

  Sorry, Dark, Mushrooms

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Heat Stroke”, p.35, Allison & Busby

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• Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

  George Carlin

  Soundtracks

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• The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

  George Carlin

  Giving, Voting, Mind

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• That first shrink I saw when I got back to Clayton Falls told me no one is a lost cause, but I think that’s bullshit. I think people can be so crushed, so broken, that they’ll never be anything more than a fragment of a whole person.

  Chevy Stevens

  Fall, Thinking, People

  Chevy Stevens (2011). “Still Missing”, p.148, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Real spiritual journey in life is the discovery of self. I think once you take all the religious bullshit away from Jesus Christ, it's saying it's about this journey of discovering who you are, and what's really important in life is simply love. That the journey of civilization, the journey of understanding, is forgiveness, is empathy. And that's what humanity is striving for.

  Matthew Modine

  Spiritual, Religious, Jesus

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

  George Carlin

  Religious, Atheist, Men

  "You Are All Diseased". Documentary, Comedy, 1999.

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• All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

  Dan Simmons

  Faith, Degrees, Certain

  Dan Simmons (2009). “Carrion Comfort”, p.480, Macmillan

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• Do you sometimes wish you could fast-forward a week? You know something bad's coming up, and you know you'll get through it, but the prospect just makes you feel sick. I worried for about thirty minutes, and though I knew there was no point in doing so, I could feel my anxiety twisting me up in a knot. 'Bullshit,' I told myself stoutly. 'This is utter bullshit.

  Charlaine Harris

  Sick, Anxiety, Wish

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• One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit.

  Alex Winter

  Men, Accuracy, One Man

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