There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
A cocktail will never be better than its cheapest ingredient.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.
Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail.
I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much to say, in fact it would be not enough to say, that it was not worth the trouble.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Palestinian ideology has become a lethal cocktail of radical nationalism and Islamic fundamentalism.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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