You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy.
And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all memory of its existence.
I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way.
If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
I was drafted and went to Korea where I had an opportunity to create a production team that did dramatic and comedy shows. I had also done a little disc jockeying.
I got everybody on my side through comedy.
Most modern comedy is crap.
I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything.
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.
Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years.
Though it make the unskillful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve.
I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable.
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