Crunchy Quotes

• Stay crunchy, even in milk.

  Joss Whedon

  Milk

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• Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.

  Terry Pratchett

  Running, Successful, Years

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• Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it.

  John Updike

  Life, Yummy, Long

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• Little critters fried like fritters come out crunchy and divine.

  Gregory Maguire

  Littles, Divine, Critters

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• I like crunchy things like Baked Lays.

  Lisa Ling

  Lays

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• If you're looking for can-do, earthy-crunchy attitude then you've got to go to Wisconsin.

  Dar Williams

  Attitude, Wisconsin, Can Do

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• I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

  Stephen Colbert

  Views, Shells, Want

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• Unlike dragons, I love spicy salsa. In fact, the spicier the better. For me, the ideal taco toppings are chopped onion, some cilantro and a bit of lime juice. I like the classic Mexican style. I like crunchy, Tex-Mex, cheese-slathered too, but I prefer to keep it simple.

  Adam Rubin

  Simple, Dragons, Mexican

  Source: www.sheknows.com

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• I happen to love coconut, particularly for that sweet and crunchy texture it adds to any dish.

  Marcus Samuelsson

  Sweet, Texture, Coconuts

  "11 Delicious Coconut Recipes" by Marcus Samuelsson, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 8, 2011.

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• Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Art, Dragons, Be Kind

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• I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

  Al Yankovic

  Running, Animal, Light

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• I am interested in people who swim in the deep end. I want to have conversations about real things with people who have experienced real things. I'm tired of talking about movies and gossiping about friends. Life is crunchy and complicated and all the more delicious.

  Amy Poehler

  Real, Tired, Talking

  Amy Poehler (2014). “Yes Please”, p.82, Pan Macmillan

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• My favorite food in the world is Mexican food. I'm not a dessert person. I'm more of a crunchy, salty girl. I could live on chips and salsa. I would take a Mexican meal over some fancy French cuisine anytime.

  Michelle Pfeiffer

  Girl, Mexican, Favorite Foods

  Source: www.goodhousekeeping.com

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• Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin', crunchy granola's neat.

  Neil Diamond

  Insanity, Neat, Granola

  Song: Crunchy Granola Suite, Album: Stones, 1971

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• Superman, Superman, crunchy little Superman. Found you in a Cornflakes box.

  Robyn Hitchcock

  Found You, Littles, Boxes

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• My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.

  James Wolcott

  School, College, Paper

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• Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for our rabbit on the conveyor. The girl looked at me and said, Do you have a rabbit? I looked at here and said deadpan, Nope. Just like 'em 'cause they're crunchy. Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall

  Girl, Pet, Lists

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 20, 2013

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• Koopsta Knicca, Gangsta Boo, Lord Infamous and Crunchy [Black]. The name of the group is Da Mafia 6iX. So like I said we can't consider it a Three 6 Mafia reunion without all the members of the [group] being in it so we'll just say that it's a reunion of members of the Mafia that created a totally new group called Da Mafia 6iX. [Fans] are going crazy about it on Twitter, they happy as hell, they've been waiting on this for years, some of these members have been gone since 2000, you know, it's 2013.

  DJ Paul

  Crazy, Gangsta, Years

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• Templeton was down there now, rummaging around. When he returned to the barn, he carried in his mouth an advertisement he had torn from a crumpled magazine. How's this?" he asked, showing the ad to Charlotte. It says 'Crunchy.' 'Crunchy' would be a good word to write in your web." Just the wrong idea," replied Charlotte. "Couldn't be worse. We don't want Zuckerman to think Wilbur is crunchy. He might start thinking about crisp, crunchy bacon and tasty ham. That would put ideas into his head. We must advertise Wilbur's noble qualities, not his tastiness.

  E. B. White

  Writing, Thinking, Ideas

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• I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the sides. I used an old Mason jar that had once held Grandma Blake's green beans. Larry fished out a peanut butter jar with the label still on it. Extra-crunchy. Yum-Yum.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Grandma, Glasses, Hands

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Bloody Bones: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.263, Penguin

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• I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.

  Maria Shriver

  Animal, Baking Cookies, Sugar Cookies

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• If you say, 'Oh, there was a little bit of acidity from the lime juice on the left side of my tongue, and then this beautiful, smooth pureed potato with some crunchy shallots on top, and it all came together,' you never will get out of that sentence alive.

  Pete Wells

  Beautiful, Together, Alive

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• I love sea salt spray but I hate being salty from the ocean, so I'll always shower after surfing, shampoo and condition my hair and then put in the salt spray. It's sort of a reverse cycle, but I just can't do the natural sea salt - it just feels too crunchy to go out with.

  Laura Enever

  Hate, Ocean, Hair

  Source: www.harpersbazaar.com

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• I Preserve the nonviable embryo in formaldehyde for future study. Lord Maccon has been drinking my samples. When confronted, he admitted to be enjoying both the refreshing beverage and the 'crunchy pickled snack' as well. I was not pleased" (Professor Lyall to Madame Lefoux)

  Gail Carriger

  Drinking, Snacks, Beverages

  Gail Carriger (2010). “Blameless: Book 3 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.1, Hachette UK

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• All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all those crisp, crunchy words were fresh and lovely, ready to be used.

  Liane Moriarty

  Years, Lovely, Tupperware

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