Dessert Quotes

• Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

  Alain Ducasse

  Food, Two, Mistress

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• Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Food, Humor

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• He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

  Dennis Miller

  Football, Long, House

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• There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts.

  Gail Simmons

  People, Together, Way

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• I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.

  Morris Chestnut

  Sweet, Looks, Restaurants

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• I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

  Bill Watterson

  Vegetarian

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• Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

  B. C. Forbes

  Positive, Dessert First, Meat

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• desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

  Linda Sunshine

  Food, Meals, Crucial

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• Life is short. Eat dessert first.

  Jacques Torres

  Life, Dessert First, Firsts

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• My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.

  Sofia Vergara

  Problem, Obsessed

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• I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.

  Graham Kerr

  Food, Dessert First, Perfect

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• It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

  Jim Gaffigan

  Years, Quality, Wish

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• One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

  Virginia Woolf

  Love, Food, Sleep

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• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Valentines Day, Witty

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• After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

  Emily Luchetti

  Halloween, Food, Army

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• I think life is about falling in love with the right person, shopping, eating our favorite desserts and traveling a lot.

  Olivia Palermo

  Falling In Love, Thinking, Shopping

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• I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts.

  Beverly Sills

  Inspirational, Credit, Blame

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• Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

  William Powell

  Important, Tables, Lasts

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• May you eat an unfamiliar dessert in a strange land at least once every three years. May you wake up... and start dancing while you're still half-asleep. May you spray-paint Rilke poems as graffiti on highway overpasses... My you learn to identify by name 20 flowers, 15 trees, 10 clouds, and one extrasolar planet... May you dream of taking a trip to the moon in a gondola powered by firecrackers and wild swans.

  Rob Brezsny

  Dream, Stars, Flower

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• Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

  Voltaire

  Food, Ice, Cooking

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• You don't just change your whole life in one big step. It's the small things you do every day that pull over to the big things, like taking yourself out for coffee and eating a really good dessert when you're depressed could be the start to living a fulfilled life.

  Marcy Dermansky

  Coffee, Eating, Whole Life

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• Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

  Barbra Streisand

  Too Short, Life's Too Short

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• If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?

  Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne

  Thinking, Feelings, Chocolate

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• You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

  Ronald Reagan

  Food, Character, Patriotic

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• Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.

  Harold S. Kushner

  Fun, Main Course, Courses

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