Dessert Quotes

• Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

  Alain Ducasse

  Food, Two, Mistress

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• There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts.

  Gail Simmons

  People, Together, Way

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• Life is short. Eat dessert first.

  Jacques Torres

  Life, Dessert First, Firsts

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• Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Food, Humor

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• I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

  Bill Watterson

  Vegetarian

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• desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

  Linda Sunshine

  Food, Meals, Crucial

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• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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• Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

  B. C. Forbes

  Positive, Dessert First, Meat

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• I think life is about falling in love with the right person, shopping, eating our favorite desserts and traveling a lot.

  Olivia Palermo

  Falling In Love, Thinking, Shopping

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• Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

  Barbra Streisand

  Too Short, Life's Too Short

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• Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

  William Powell

  Important, House Guests, Tables

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• Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

  Helen Keller

  Inspirational Life, Life Is Short, Dessert First

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• Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.

  Valerie Harper

  Identity, Ifs

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• One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

  Virginia Woolf

  Love, Food, Sleep

  1929 A Room of One's Own, ch.1.

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• I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts.

  Beverly Sills

  Inspirational, Credit, Blame

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• Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.

  Don Kardong

  Sports, Food, Inspiration

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• My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.

  Sofia Vergara

  Problem, Obsessed

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  Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

  Jim Davis

  Thanksgiving, Food, Pie

  Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book”, p.4, Ballantine Group

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• After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

  Emily Luchetti

  Halloween, Food, Army

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• I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.

  Graham Kerr

  Food, Dessert First, Perfect

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• If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

  Janet Evanovich

  Weight, Made, Spinach

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Ten Big Ones”, p.78, Hachette UK

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• Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

  Voltaire

  Food, Ice, Cooking

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• Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.

  Harold S. Kushner

  Fun, Main Course, Courses

  Harold S Kushner (2011). “When All You've Ever Wanted Isn't Enough: The Search For a Life That Matters”, p.60, Pan Macmillan

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• Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz' with a 'z' - I don't know where that came from. I call cakes 'big ol' cookies.' I call noodles 'long-ass rice.' Fried chicken is 'fry-fry chicky-chick.' Chicken parm is 'chicky-chicky-parm-parm.' Chicken cacciatore? 'Chicky-cacc.' I call eggs 'pre-birds,' or 'future birds.' Root beer is 'super water.' Tortillas are 'bean blankets.' And I call forks 'food rakes.'

  Aziz Ansari

  Beer, Cake, Eggs

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• One of the things that happens in my house on the holidays is after dessert, we sit down to a very ambitious men-versus-women game of Trivial Pursuit. It's brutal. And there's a trophy.

  Bobby Flay

  Holiday, Men, Games

  "Celebrity Chefs' Christmas Treats & Traditions". Martha Stewart Show, www.goodhousekeeping.com. November 8, 2010.

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