Dessert Quotes

Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

Alain Ducasse

Food, Two, Mistress

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There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts.

Gail Simmons

People, Together, Way

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Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Jacques Torres

Life, Dessert First, Firsts

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Erma Bombeck

Funny, Food, Humor

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desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Linda Sunshine

Food, Meals, Crucial

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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Bill Watterson

Vegetarian

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Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

B. C. Forbes

Positive, Dessert First, Meat

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Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

Barbra Streisand

Too Short, Life's Too Short

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I think life is about falling in love with the right person, shopping, eating our favorite desserts and traveling a lot.

Olivia Palermo

Falling In Love, Thinking, Shopping

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Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

William Powell

Important, Meals, House Guests

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis

Thanksgiving, Food, Vegetables

Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book”, p.4, Ballantine Group

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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

Virginia Woolf

Love, Food, Health

1929 A Room of One's Own, ch.1.

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Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

Helen Keller

Inspirational Life, Life Is Short, Dessert First

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Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.

Valerie Harper

Identity, Ifs

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My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.

Sofia Vergara

Problem, Obsessed

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The poor looking shepherd of the dessert is in substance very rich with all the magical treasures of the desert.

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Shepherds, Desert, Substance

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I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts.

Beverly Sills

Inspirational, Credit, Blame

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Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

Voltaire

Food, Ice Cream, Cooking

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I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.

Graham Kerr

Food, Dessert First, Perfect

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Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

Thornton Wilder

Life, Ice Cream, Plates

1942 The Skin of Our Teeth, act 1.

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Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.

Don Kardong

Sports, Food, Inspiration

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You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Ronald Reagan

Food, Character, Patriotic

In New York Times 15 Jan. 1981

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But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.

Eugene Field

Food, Blessed, Night

'Apple Pie and Cheese'

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Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.

Lora Brody

Yummy, Feelings, Chocolate

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