Douches Quotes

• Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.

  Joseph A. Schumpeter

  Gentleman, Cold, Capitalism

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• April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

  Ed Helms

  Giving, Advice, Bags

  "The Daily Show". TV Series, m.imdb.com. 1996-.

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• People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I'm a huge douche.'

  Conan O'Brien

  People, Mad, Goes On

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• When do you stop to de-douche?

  Anthony Bourdain

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•  I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe i'm not actually a huge douche...

  Kanye West

  Believe, Conceited, Long

  "Kanye West Responds to 'South Park'" by Tom Breihan, pitchfork.com. April, 9 2009.

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• I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

  Aisha Tyler

  Thinking, Married

  "Aisha Tyler Is a Woman Men Can't Help But Love". Interview with Paul Schrodt, www.esquire.com. May 28, 2014.

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• When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.

  Dane Cook

  Falling In Love, People, Bags

  "Dane Cook: A Stand-Up Comic on the Rise". "Day to Day" with Alex Chadwick, www.npr.org. December 1, 2005.

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• Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.

  Kevin Hearne

  Leader, Juice, Achieve

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• I love that, for Kanye [West], there's no difference between the epic and the personal. That makes him sound like a really grandiose douche - which, I don't think anyone, himself included, could contest - but at the same time, it's really amazing. I love the scope of his perfectionism.

  David Longstreth

  Thinking, Epic, Differences

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.

  Alison Rosen

  Energy, Drink, Energy Drink

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• Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie.

  David Berman

  Romance, Bourgeoisie

  "Song: San Francisco B.C. (Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea)". June 17, 2008.

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• I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

  Scott Disick

  Running, People, May

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• It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?

  Rob Riggle

  Fun, Play, Want

  Source: collider.com

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• Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match, an allotted time daily to bicycling and shadow-boxing, followed by a cold douche and a brisk rub down?

  Hans Kmoch

  Boxing, Training, Shadow

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• Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

  Zach Braff

  Past, Thinking, Years

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• Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

  Anthony Langston

  Jesus, Wine, Drunk

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• Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.

  Corey Taylor

  Memorable, Car, Bags

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• And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

  Joe Hill

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• you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.

  Gena Showalter

  Smart, Purses

  Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.230, Harlequin

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• Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. "Aughh!" she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags." "Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name." [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count.]

  Kevin Hearne

  Emo, Couple, Taken

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• Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Father, Hands, Bags

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