Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Next to music beer was best.
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well.
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world.
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
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