I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Homer no function beer well without.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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